Bear Backin'

The flea market in Boise had my dream car for sale. Only 70 bucks and I could have been driving to work in style.

Flashing children

Every year it seems, a pair of my jeans begins to work a small hole in the crotch. I kinda worry that this hole will get bigger, so I normally sew a patch to hopefully protect the pants from tearing further exposing my manhood to the world. But every time I repair them, only days afterward they blow out a billion times worse while skateboarding. I need to realize that when pants begin to get that little tear in the crotch, they need to be retired. Hope I didnt creep out the mothers watching their sons at the skatepark. I still skated for an hour or so, and was near their children.

Mas platos

This one I can get behind. I love labias too!

Mark of the Fancy Feast Beast

Winco Foods. Boise, Idaho. Is your cat the sign of the apocalypse? Ask Mel Gibson.

Bank Crisis

Bank to Rail. Good Find.

Bogus Basin shit plates

These were just in the row I parked. There were more, I couldn't snap em all.

 Did he buy the truck because his name is Ram? Or did he change his name because of the truck? Either way, stupid plate.

Anywhere but Idaho, this plate would confuse people.

Ski 4 fun? I ski for the sluts.

 I'm pissing in the water upriver.

If you got 2, you'd be a hermaphrodite.

Idaho Shit Plates

The upper right bumper sticker says "get a taste for religion, Lick a Wiccan." Hmmm, tastes like an immense amount of pubic hair. This ones for you Ash.

Idaho Shit Plates

Motley Crue called, and told you to quit "tez-ing it up." You're old.

Doo-Doo Britches in the ditches!

Found and skated this wierd narrow bank. Fun as hell

 Someone had an accident near the bottom of the bank. Doo-Doo butter baby!

Drain of Pain

Found this thing awhile ago. Looks kinda fun, probably a bust. Worth a sweep and skate though.

 Quarter pipe attempt. tranny looks a little tight, huh?

Ditch Witch Sunday Exploration

Nice little setup. Rough and dirty with a little gap at the bottom. Just like I like my women.

 Wall ride potential.

 The other side had this little hipper thing, but not much run in.

 Exploration equipment. Blew a bike tire on broken glass in the ditch. Shoulda known better.

Grab a shovel

This is right at the end of my street in Boise. A filled in Kidney pool. I shed a tear everytime I pass it.

Yeah Maverick!

Cool ride dude. Hows the mid-life crisis treating you? Terribly? that sucks. Probably shouldn't have left your mediocre wife. Twenty-one year old chicks are just not really impressed by Corvettes anymore.

Ft. Boise Skatepark

Skated Ft. Boise skatepark today for awhile. it was still wet and had snow and ice in some places. Kinda weird setup, the pyramid seems kinda in a funky zone and the coping is pencil thin, but altogether a pretty fun park. I'm bringing a broom next time.

 If I ever get homesick for Ponderosa skatepark in Bend, Oregon it will be ok. They have a replica of one of the turd bowls there. Super sweet. Cant wait to avoid this section entirely when the snow melts.